Woman are a joke

[LivingOffGamblingMoney]

I swear I might turn gay after today. Just had a huge arguement with my girlfriend(10 months) because I went out last night after the fireworks were done. She wanted to go home and go off to bed. I told her I'm going to party/bar. She felt the need to blast me on every little bad thing I've done to her since I didnt come home with her at the time she wanted me to come home. Give me a break, she's not my mother. I TRY to understand where woman come from. But it's HOPELESS! The fact that you can't rely on logic when trying to discuss something with a women is just, illogical and exactly why I think they're a bit messed up in the head. Only women will let you ask them what they want, or what is wrong. and they won't tell you, only so they can be mad at you for it later...

and WHY it is "inappropriate" to call a woman on her lies?

Give me a beer and a game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JudgeWapner]

I would bet you are under 30.

 

[michael777]

:madmad

 

[whalewager]

Women own us. Live with it. We do everything we do for women.

They have what we want. Poon.

 

[blueedwards]

Women own us. Live with it. We do everything we do for women.

They have what we want. Poon.

that being the case...turning gay is not a valid option. so, my advice to the threadstarter is to shut up and take it...or dump her and try to find a more rational female. if you choose to dump her and search on...good luck finding a rational one. i think there are at least 4 or 5 still out there.

 

[JudgeWapner]

The only way to understand women, is to realize you will never understand them.

 

[TTinCO]

I would bet you are under 30.

:lolBIG: ....took the words right out of my mouth

Regarding the original post--get used to it, that's the way it is (and no, logic means nothing)

 

[Rawpimple]

We are all on a quest for PooTang. Its amazing what men will do to get some. Women control us, all because of a 10 cm by 6 cm pink-tan flap of skin. Wow. We are pathetic. They can do whatever they want to us as long as they give it up to us once in awhile. They just have to endure a few minutes of sex (or in Boxslayers case 15 seconds) and they have complete control. We do dishes, house chores, wear fanny-packs, drive Mini-Vans, dont drink as much, dont gamble as much, watch Lifetime movies and cuddle all for some PooTang.

:nohead:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

It's amazing how much clearer a man's mind his, how much more clearly he thinks, after he ejaculates.

I swear, most nights I'm on the verge of calling up an ex of mine so we can meet up that night or over the weekend...then I finish jerking off and realize how disastrous that'd be and how much I really DON'T want to hang out with her, even if I can get my dick sucked.

Sad, the one girl willing to touch my penis, and I don't like her that much. Oh well.

But yeah, that's one of the few things I've learned in life so far: you think much more clearly after ejaculation.

 

[kingbill]

Don't be a slave to woman, the key is never give up your power in a relationship. Women want sex as much or more that a man...as long as you're doing it right and always be creating attraction.

Women give you little tests all the time, just don't fail them.
Nothing drives me crazier than when a guy teases a girl, the girls pretends she is hurt by it and the guy switches in the opposite direction "Um I was just kidding" Bam you just failed a test.
To the original poster

You may have caused a problem by going home every other night instead of going out. So she expected it from you, thus causing the conflict, if you had mixed it up previously, don't always go home. When she started listing all the things you've done wrong...Say something like "I'm glad you've kept track because I've forgotten most of it, and you can probably remember them for one more night, we'll talk about it tomorrow because I'm going out."

 

[whalewager]

If women didnt have a pu ss y, there would be a bounty on all of them...

why the hell would we need them?

 

[SkinsRaj28]

If women didnt have a pu ss y, there would be a bounty on all of them...

why the hell would we need them?

To cook? I don't have time for that BS.

Well, I do...I'm just too lazy to do so.

Oh, and doing my laundry and whatnot, cleaning my apartment, etc.

 

[gynecologist]

If women didnt have a pu ss y, there would be a bounty on all of them...

why the hell would we need them?

If a woman didn't have a puss y she wouldn't be a woman.
Also we need women to bare a child.

90% of women are :smoking:

5% of women are :thumbsup2:

5% of women are :nohead:

These % are based on personality not appearance.

 

[mrpotter1]

Don't live with a woman until you are married. That way you can drop her off at her place and go wherever the f**k you want and her feelings won't be hurt.

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

Drink your beer.